Adventures in Newlywed: A Silly Joke for Thursday...

Back on the Exercise Bandwagon! (gosh, I despise working out)

June 1 - Daisy of Love + 30 minutes of cardio + 20 minute walk with Newlywed Husband and Winston.
June 2 - Does packing count? I'm saying it does.
June 3 - Attempting to go to a Bikram Yoga class tonight. Back with details later. (if I don't die). - Didn't go. Oops.
June 4 - Is having to say goodbye to the best boss ever not stressful enough without adding a workout?
June 5 - Rollerbladed 5 miles. Pretty much almost died.
June 6 - Helped FFW move. Walking up and down stairs is enough of a workout thankyouverymuch.
June 7 - Rollerbladed 5 miles. Feeling the burn is an understatement.
June 8 - July 9 - does opening a bottle of chardonnay count as exercise? No? How about shopping? Still no? Fine, I give up.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

A Silly Joke for Thursday...

A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First, I'm a tepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a tepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "It's very simple. You're two tents."