A Letter to Kate Spade.

Dear Kate,

Please for heaven's sake, stop making such lovely clothes, shoes, and accessories. Things were so much easier a couple of years ago, when all you made were plain, overly-structural handbags. But now.... now your clothes radiate utter femininity, springy enthusiasm, and -dare I say- cuteness...rendering me unable to resist making purchases beyond the budget given me by Newlywed Husband.

Thanks. You're a doll.

P.S. Please get a new, slightly less severe haircut to go with your new youthful product line. You'll look fab, I promise!