You Know Your Christmas is Redneck If...

You know your Christmas is redneck if: You ride 2 hours to the family ranch in the middle seat of a manual-transmission Ford truck, between your husband in his camo hat and your dog who is hanging halfway out the window, with a dirtbike in the back of the truck.

You know your Christmas is redneck if: Your dog blends into the foliage as soon as he leaps out of the truck.

You know your Christmas is redneck if: Your husband, uncle, and husband's friend spend 2 hours shooting various handguns and an AR15 (assault rifle).

You know your Christmas is redneck if: Your aunt shoots the AR15.


You know your Christmas is redneck if: YOU shoot the AR15. (While wearing a flowered camo hat, no less).

You know your Christmas is redneck if: You take a picture of your husband's cute backside, and realize there is a gun sticking out of his pants. (Look closely, it blends in with his shirt).

You know your Christmas is redneck if: You have to consciously avoid these lovely surprises...

You know your Christmas is redneck if: Your uncle thinks the picture below is a "Glamour Shot".

You know your Christmas is redneck if: This is what the back of your Ford pickup truck looks like.


You know your Christmas is redneck if: Your main source of entertainment is watching the dog try to play wii.

You know your Christmas is redneck if: The dog is this tired after playing wii. (Or running at full-speed on many long walks).

You know your Christmas is redneck if: You consider this little guy to be cuter than an elf.

MERRY {REDNECK} CHRISTMAS!