Thursday, April 30, 2009

{Another} Letter to Newlywed Husband.

Dear Sweetheart,

I love you, as I told you here. Because I love you and don't want to go to jail for punching you in the face let me offer you some advice, proffered in the most loving and gentle way possible.

When she is already pissed at you for numerous reasons, pantsing your wife while she is cooking your dinner is a BAD idea.

Love always,

Your Wife

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10 comments:

Jordan said...

LOL! My husband does this too, and it drives me nuts! Why do they think it's so funny??

jen + ryan said...

good-ness!!! he knows better than that! :)

Running In Stilettos said...

My husband thinks that's the most hilarious thing to do! But I can't say I haven't pants him while he has his hands all covered in sauce! But it usually leads to him wiping sauce all over my face. Ya, we are mature like that!

Nessa said...

Oooohhh, NO he didnt! .. i see revenge in the future. ;)

Newlywed Next Door said...

Hahahha What?!!

thepreppyprincess said...

Oooooh... I am feeling a chill in the room! (Heh-heh-heh.)

I think a good, lengthy death stare would be in order, no?
tp

The Wife in Stilettos said...

ha ha! ohhh this gave me a good laugh!

jen + ryan said...

ps. ryan says "THATS AWESOME!!!!"

The Shabby Princess said...

Oh goodness!!

PS. I agree, we should get together sometime soon!

yours truly... said...

hahahaha this is hysterical! At least he keeps things interesting!! hahaha:)