Here are our two picks to win:
Jesse James - host of "Monster Garage", super-cool dude, stays out of the drama, and oh yeah, married to Sandra Bullock!
Joan Rivers - love her. She just called someone a B. She's had like 1,843 plastic surgeries, is at least 76 years old, curses like a sailor, and swills champagne. Did I mention I love her?
UPDATE: OMG. Jesse James just farted on national T.V. He must win. I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe.