For those of you who do not know him (and that would probably be most of you), my dad is a little over 6'3" tall and didn't crack 200 lbs until his 45th birthday. (He was 148 lbs in high school and on the football team...betcha that was funny :)
We're talking the other day, and he says to me, "Honey, I getting really fat! All I've done this winter is sleep, and eat! I feel like a bear in hibernation!"
My response? "Daddy, bears don't eat when they're in hibernation."
disrespectful daughter - 1 pt
daddy - 1 million points (he paid for grad school)