A Letter to a Twig.

Dear Nicole,

I think you're just fab. I watched you on the Simple Life, and your intellect runs circles over Paris Hilton, hands down. You're sarcastic, funny, and seem to have a great relationship with your parents, and your adorable boyfriend/fiancee/husband/whatever he is.

You're pregnant with your second child, and honey, you look GORGEOUS!



One teensy little favor, though. Please, please, please, once you have your darling baby, don't go back to looking like this:



P.S. Please tell Joel to dye his hair back to normal - he looks like Eminem with that bleached-out ridiculousness - and that's not a compliment.

Love ya bitc*.