Enjoy, ladies.
Beyonce dear, I am aware that everyone's favorite southern belle Scarlett O'Hara took some drapes and made a fabulous dress out of them. But you are not Scarlett O'Hara, nor are you southern. You're a Texan, and therefore should know that we know the difference between couture and curtains. {Loving the makeup, though.}
Jessica Biel. You look like one of your boobs exploded. And your dress is too long. And please hire a hairstylist.
Oh Mickey you're so fine...wait. No, you're really kind of a trainwreck. Nothing fine about this picture.
Do you think Lisa Rinna used hairspray or superglue as her hair product of choice? {I'm thinking the latter???}
I just can't say anything bad about the fabulous Ms. Sophia Loren. But I can't say anything nice either. So I'm just going to shut up.
And now to end on a good note... Angelina's Pre-Oscar checklist.
Timeless, gorgeous dress? Check
Classic hairdo? Check
Carefully chosen jewelry? Check
Hottie hubby? Check.
7 comments:
Cute, cute post. Every single one of these is one that I looked at and went, "Oh noooo!" with the excpetion of the last photo.
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Nice re-cap! Agreed!
Lisa Rinna scared me her picture basically said Boo to me, so creepy what was her stylist thinking???
The Jessica Biel comment had me in stitches!!!!! Totally agree!!!! And you can't leave off Miley Cirus in her circus escapade saying when interviewed that she hopes to win an Oscar next year as Hannah Montana HAHAHAHA.
Just found your blog -- and guess what?! I'm going to be blogging for "she just got married too!"
Brad & Angelina were the best dressed couple there for sure! Lisa Rinna's lips really really bug me.. it's almost like they are gonna jump out and grab you if you get to close.
Personally, and this may just be me, but I am sick of Angelina getting "admired" for "amazing" looks when she can't seem to find a color (aka not black) to wear! I will think she is fasionable and amazing when the risk is taken and done sucessfully.
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