Newlywed Wife-ism - Office Edition.

An unannounced visitor invited himself into the boss's office today, and proceeded to talk for the next hour about nothing of importance. After he left, my boss remarked, "All that talking, and the only thing I could think about was that that gigantic Slim Jim he was gnawing on smelled like a goat's butt!".

*I've retyped this three times - it's hard to type accurately when you're laughing so hard that you can't see straight!